Top 10 Vegas Thrill Rides
March 21, 2008
Or, Top 10 Ways To Puke Without Alcohol
1. X-Scream, Stratosphere. Anything at the Stratosphere, actually. Either that or you’ll be sick because of how much everything costs there. Nothing like 850 feet of air between you and the ground.
2. Swinging Chairs. Stratosphere. Same idea. Bring Dramamine.
3. Big Shot. Stratosphere. Reverse bungee. 4 Gs. Enough said.
4. AJ Hacket’s Bungee. Circus Circus. Not reverse, straight down. Over concrete or over water. Your choice.
5. Fly-Away. Convention Center. Free falling over a giant fan. What could go wrong?
6. Speed, the Ride. Sahara. I wanna go fast! And then I wanna go fast backwards!
7. Speedworld. Sahara. Motion sickness again. 3D motion simulators. Racecar. Sort of real feelin’.
8. Manhattan Express. New York New York. When your heart comes out of your mouth, don’t panic. The G forces will soon push it back down.
9. Desperado. Buffalo Bill’s Casino. Primm, NV. 90 friggin miles per hour.
10. Canyon Blaster. Circus Circus Adventuredome. Pure, unadulterated fun.
